gut flopping

Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a *smack* sound. This is an act performed for sexual pleasure.

Man, my back is killing me from a night of gut flopping with your mom.

by Barringo December 4, 2007

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

Flumping

The act of flumping involves stuffing a flump marshmallow inside a volunteers bum 'ole and then proceeding to suck it out as romantically possible. Considered to be the most erotic and tasty act of sex.

Hey, baby. Are you down to flump?

Sure, I love me some flumping.

by Flump-Master April 27, 2015

none of your flopping bunnies

An adult safe phrase that implies that it really is none of your fucking business.

When old Mr. Johnson asked Sally where she was off to at 10 at night, she sweetly replied: "none of your flopping bunnies"

by SherriAD November 10, 2009

monster flopping

Sport fucking fat chicks. Was very popular during the late 70's -early 80's before hiv.

Q.)What are you doing this weekend? A.) I dunno. I think maybe go do some monster flopping.

by cuate March 30, 2015

Mitt-flopping

Taking both sides, and or flipping sides constantly to meet your audiences needs.

Mitt Romney is a professional Mitt-flopper, he will take both sides of any topic. He is good at Mitt-flopping.

by Random Characters: wefhweuih March 15, 2012

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010