flextapesexual

Flextapesexual is the feeling when you are sexually, physically, and romantically attracted to the idea of dating and loving the man who created flex-tape, or loving flex-tape itself. Very similar to Bisexual!

Josh: Hey bro, I've been meaning to tell you something
Jimmy: Yeah bro
Josh: I'm gay, but only for you, bro <3
Jimmy: uhh bro Im sorry but, Im flextape sexual-
Josh: YAY- wait flextapesexual?
Jimmy: Yeah bro, look it up on urban dictionary

Josh: bro

by shitting_racoon May 14, 2019

Flexhater

Somebody who hates on another person due to the heat or "drip" of a flex

"All these people are flexhaters. They're jealous of my drip.

by MantooShady September 8, 2019

Flextape

Flextape is the creation of god who lent his power to humans to fix any issue, excluding communism.

Flextape is amazing!
I know, it’s better than xbox!
Don’t go that far, Bumblebee!

by A certain Bumblebee April 3, 2020

fleetate

A Fleetate is an individual acting in a goofy manor. Typically a catalyst of good news or reward, a Fleetate disregards all social norms acting spontaneously and without discretion for as long as the elation persists. A Fleetate is not a menace or a danger to society, rather, a much needed comic relief from everyday stresses.

Luke was so elated at the good news, he jumped for joy and started acting like a velociraptor- he went full fleetate.
Luke went full fleetates when he got the good news.

by Suppose123 March 10, 2021

Flexateslian

A liberal who cares a lot about politics, except when it comes to Tesla-ownership.

Catherine wants to leave Florida because it’s just too conservative, but she could never imagine driving anything but her Tesla; she’s a flexateslian.

by Plumsgalore December 26, 2024