Flemmed

To get absolutely paralytic drunk and twatted.

Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!

Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!

by Shmelldick July 04, 2020

flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

Flemming

To act in a homosexual manner.

Stephen was taking the guys out for drinks and acting flemming in touching guys inappropriately.

by TankOzzy December 01, 2013

flem

a fat beotch

look at that flem

by hahah March 24, 2004

Flemming

A sweet, kind guy who cares about everyone and wants to spread his love. He likes tiddies and thighs, and is slightly alcoholic and likes to roll his own cigarettes. Nicknames include Flem, Flemmingo, Flemmington, Flemmy, and Flemboy amongst some.

Camasl: Flemmy’s a bb boy uwu
Katsu: Must protecc Flemming

by Kahahahatsu January 13, 2020

flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.

i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy

by Alex... March 20, 2007

Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.

"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"

by buttfudger April 03, 2012