flexting

Striking a body builder-like pose while sending a text message. Quite common on the beaches of California but also observed at North Avenue Beach in Chicago.

After a workout at Muscle Beach, Win, ripped and glistening with sweat, was flexting some girl he met at the club last night.

by win williams March 26, 2009

flexting

The act of flirting through text. It also can be described as a man impressing his lady friend by metaphorically flexing his biceps and quads through text.

1. "I met Jane last night and once I got home I couldn't but to start flexting."
2. "... Jane was then wooed by John's strategic flext."

by gjakej January 29, 2015

Fleching Milkshake

when someone is having ejaculate sucked from there anus they break wind at the same time frothing up the ejaculate into a milkshake like substance.

I was fleching some girl last night when she farted, I love a fleching milkshake.

by DietRedThunder May 3, 2011

Flecking Bletch

A term used to describe a really wretched bletch who is rude and totally out of control.

Get your gnarly putrid paws off my chai latte you flecking bletch!

by kewlchica69 June 29, 2011

Flexting

Flirting through texting. That stage when you're not really sure if you're interested, but flirt hard-core through texting. You know what we're talking about.

I started flexting this girl, but she was dropping too many LOL's so I stopped.

by AZG823 November 17, 2009

flexting

Flirting + texting. the act of text messaging someone to get attention from a person you are interested in. No matter if the person you are texting has a gf/bf.

In a sentance:
Boyfriend: Jenny keeps texting me at random times in the day. You know, just stupid stuff. But, that doesn't mean she wants me!
Girlfriend: It's called FLEXTING, and it's STILL FLIRTING!!!

flexting in action:

Nancy: What are you up to?
Bob: nothing
Nancy: i miss you
Bob: yeah, we should hang out sometime
Nancy: like soon!
Bob: I know, i'm prettty busy these days with work and my girlfriend
nancy: :(

by J Zam June 18, 2009

fleching

eating ejaculate from someones anus

Man, i was fleching that girl.

by pseudogirl91 January 7, 2014