flawless victory

This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.

Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"

by skeeter50 May 31, 2006

flawless victory

When you poop, then go to wipe and there's no poo on the toilet paper

Mike: Hey Brad, I thought there was almost no TP left!
Brad: There isn't, Mike, but I just had a flawless victory so I didn't use all of it.

by Tiger Whyte February 27, 2017

flawless victory

Expression:

An expression frequently employed by IRC chatters and message board posters as an appraisal of a particularly apt or acute rejoinder - the winning move in a war of words.

H4x0r J03: "LOLR0FL DUD3Z U WRI73 F4NFICZ??!!11!! 0MFGROFL!!!!1!! TH47 I5 3NUF T0 M4K3Z YU0 4LL T3H 0T4KU F4NB0I L4M3RZ!!!"
Mark: "Not like your fifty gigabyte collection of pirated DBZ mpegs huh?"
Dave: "Flawless victory!"

by Joshua B. Wright April 10, 2004

flawless victory

Noun. A session of defication in which the toilet paper comes back clean after the first wipe.

Dude, I just had a flawless victory; now I don't have to shower.

by Samwitns November 16, 2009

flawless victory

being the winner with loseing,being the winner even if you lose energy,winning with out loseing one hundread percent.

be very very good or extraordinary.

flawless victory.

by regardless devon victory March 23, 2010

Flawless Victory Fatality

a flawless victory fatality is when you rock a deuce and there is nothing there to wipe and ten minutes later you rock a deuce or "Re-Deuce" and there is evidence of the fecal phantom

i thought i had a flawless victory on the crapper but i was in there ten minutes later only to realize that it was a flawless victory fatality

by Flawless Victory-Fatality December 21, 2008

Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.

Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.

by trolled! August 9, 2024