Favorite Puppy

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

by FluffyMage June 20, 2021

favorite puppy

Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.

Dude, this pizza is favorite puppy.

by chucklesammy June 20, 2021

Favorite Turd

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

by matterri September 22, 2016

Favorite crime

A relationship that had a lot of sacrifices and heartbreak, but made it work just to stay together.

Usually hurtful to only one side of the relationship.

He was my favorite crime last summer.

I did so much for him, I hope I was his favorite crime

Favorite crime - Olivia rodrigo

All the things I did
Just so I could call you mine
The things you did
Well, I hope I was your favorite crime

by Jus_churro June 27, 2021

Least Favorite Puppy

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite

People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

by Pufferfish Eater June 22, 2021

flavolite

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"hey this is what happens when i get some flavolite up my system (and up my nose)" child

by flavoliteaddictuwugrrrrawrrrrr May 28, 2021

favorite puppy

a term coined by ted nivison on the chuckle sandwich podcast episode 20, when he shares that he named his favorite stuffed animal “favorite puppy”.

saying something is favorite puppy means that that something is really good, as opposed to least favorite puppy.

person 1: this coffee is so favorite puppy!
person 2: really?? i hate coffee, it’s least favorite puppy for me.

by itigo June 20, 2021