flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

flatwillie

A hillbilly from some place that does not have any hills or mountains such as South Florida

Did you see the mullet on that flatwillie?

by Scott April 6, 2004

flatwife

Similar to flatmate or housemate but usually the one who makes sure the flat is clean and the bills are paid.

Did you remember to pay the phone bill?
Oh no but the flatwife will have done it.

by world April 4, 2005

Flatwise

The smart shared flat agency. If you are looking for a roommate, this is the place to go!

"Where did you find your roommate?"
"Flatwise! Where else?"

by Flatwise June 3, 2019

flatwhite

The creation of the term flatwhite dates from April 2023. It is a way to politely express in public that sex has taken place.

Me and Stephen had flatwhite today.

by FlatwhiteQueen October 10, 2023

Flattitude

Flattitude refers to the attitude of a proud, confident Flattie.

A Flattie is someone living Flat after a mastectomy generally due to breast cancer.

Did you she that Flattie in New York Fashion Week, she sure had Flattitude.

by Lsears April 26, 2024

Flagwit

Label reserved for individuals of exceptionally low intelligence who are also extreme nationalists, specifically when they are obsessed more with the iconography of the country than the state/running of the country itself.

A combination of flag and wit, derived from the words Flagshagger and Fuckwit.

Granny: I'm not getting that heart surgery, I'm on an NHS 400,000 person 2 year waiting list.

FW: That's nice, look at mah new St Georges cross shirt, nice innit, hand stitched in Laos!
Granny: How did my lineage produce such a flagwit?

by Grifft April 17, 2025