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Flatlands

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Flatlands: (right before canarsie and mill basin)

is a neighborhood in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, The neighborhood borders are roughly delineated by Flatlands Avenue on the North, Avenue U to the South, Ralph Avenue to the East, and Flatbush Avenue to the West. Mostly infamous for The Gemini Lounge, and at one time the headquarters of a notorious Gambino Mafia Family crew that is suspected by the FBI of between 75-200 murders. It was the front half of a two-story brick building located on a corner lot in Flatlands, Brooklyn, with the back half consisting of an apartment dwelling where many victims of the crew were murdered and dismembered. Today the gemini lounge is a church.lol. during the 70's 80's and until the late 90's the neighbrhood was great to raise your family and everyone was close friends, related to or knew "someone" very well. during the late 90's till today the neighborhood became a drug pushing teenager overdosing graffitti fighting idiot land. today the neighborhood is 99% black and during the morning and afternoon everything seems to be ok. but when night falls fuck around and get stabbed up shot up and or locked up. E51 STAND UP! lol
person 1- wanna go to flatlands?
person 2- no
person 1- why?
person 2- um because we have absolutley no business being there.
by BIGTKONE December 21, 2007
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Flakpanzer

A German Anti-AircraftTank, mounting 4 AA guns on the top. Used in World War 2
"Martin! Destroy those Flakpanzers!"- Call of Duty
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flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.
Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.
by builderbob58 October 4, 2018
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flatlander

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains
The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.
by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006
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Flatman [twat]

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.
Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat
by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009
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Flathand

Flathand is the process of masturbating (male) when a subject arouses themselves by using an open palm to the underside of their penis instead of the traditional closed grip, to the point of ejaculation
Hank is such a idiot, he is probably the type of guy who flathands himself.

I am so tired, I can't even grip my dick, but who cares, I can just flathand myself.
by Ryan D 22 December 29, 2008
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Flatlanders

An unflattering name given by people in Wisconsin to residents of Illinois who travel to Wisconsin for weekend jaunts.
"Those damn flatlanders keep coming to our bars stealing all our cute chicks."
by Michael Coyle November 15, 2007
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