flat stanley

blowing your load while you're soft

d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

flat stanley

a fighting move that slams a guy down.

i gave him a flat stanley.

by daman October 28, 2003

flat stanley steamer

while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.

flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.

by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010

Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Flat Stanley

a boy who looks undernourished, he also has a specific fashion: graphic tees, flannels, extra baggy jeans ( because they are skinny).

Her crush is a flat stanley.

by dontbesensitive December 1, 2019