Flarp

A safe, clean way to cuss. Flarp most often replaces F**k.
n. Flarp
v. Flarpin'
"Flarp you, I don't like you either."
"I can't believe you got me this gift. I flarpin' love you!"
by J.J. Georvid September 23, 2016
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The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 15, 2007
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Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.
by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013
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Flarp

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.
by Shadowdude7 May 02, 2010
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Flarp

When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .
Bro, I just got sooo hard
Why?
I Flarped
Aw shit bro I’m so jelly
by Biggy_Dicky March 03, 2019
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Flarp

I had taken a huge flarp
by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022
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Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac
Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.
by Copy56 January 04, 2022
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