Flappy bird is an evil ass game , created by who , I don't know but he/she was probably spawn by the devil. In the came you have to help this retarded fish bird fly. It's fucking stupid yet very addictive. It makes you want to beat your phone , then pick it up and play again. It's a trap and if you don't have the willpower to delete it don't download it.
by Thunderbuddykiller8 February 01, 2014
by Party Chewbacca January 29, 2014
The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
by motherfingtheresa March 04, 2014
The act of stretching out your ball sack like a trampoline, and using it to bounce your flaccid (or partially flaccid (see half-chub)) penis up and down.
See: flappy bird nest
See: flappy bird nest
Mike Hawk: Dude I was bored the other day so I started playing with my flappy bird.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.
Jack Mehoff: Me too! But I bounced it too hard and sac taped myself.
by Remy Leus January 31, 2014
The most annoying little shitty bird, who is also part of a computer and smartphone game. The app was actually top in the App Store until it was taken off. It was probably taken off the AppStore because a bunch of people commuted suicide because of the app! I once got to 20. That's the highest I ever got on that app! It's a fucking impossible game! Also, if you still have it on your smartphone, you can sell your smartphone for thousands of dollars! Although, if the app is the updated version, it sells for more! Luckily, on my ipod 5 I have the updated version, if I ever want to sell it! B)))
by RainbowMUDKIPZ February 28, 2014
A VERY addicting game which is available in the App Store and the Android store! This game is very challenging ! Thousands of people around the world have this game! It's a small little harmless looking bird ...
But go try it!
- There's HUNDREDS of reviews on the App Store! Check it out and you'll see! -_-'
But go try it!
- There's HUNDREDS of reviews on the App Store! Check it out and you'll see! -_-'
What's your high core on Flappy Bird ?
- 2 . . .
Do you know what's the most annoying and challenging and addicting game out there right now?
- YeAh! Flappy Bird
- 2 . . .
Do you know what's the most annoying and challenging and addicting game out there right now?
- YeAh! Flappy Bird
by _deepdimples February 12, 2014