dick flanger

Where you flick the penis for fun

Oh I'm such a dick flanger

by Rosie carpenter November 10, 2015

fling flanger

A guy who comes to trim your bushes but fucks them up or one who paints the nails in the wall.

Daddy the fling flanger is at the door

by Big daddy randy June 21, 2017

Gorilla Flange

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person

By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!

by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

Flanderization

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.

Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.

by That Guy With The Face January 4, 2014

Gribble flange

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.

Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'

by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

Ned Flanders

Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!

Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!

by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006

ned flanders

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.

Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005