Flatter than a witch's tit

Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.

Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

flattersulted

A portmanteau word combining flattered and insulted; when you are both flattered and insulted by someone's remarks or actions

"Hey, I got a note today from a guy who fished my bestselling novel out of a garbage can in New York and told me he enjoyed reading it. Flattering? Insulting? I'm experiencing some mixed emotions. Maybe I've been flattersulted."

-- overheard at a watercooler outside a publisher's office in Manhattan, March 30, 2010

by PRwiz101 April 1, 2010

Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“

„What a big flatterus“

by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010

i flatter myself

A phrase used when attempting to be inconspicuously narcissistic.

I flatter myself I'm the shit.

by javawizard November 19, 2012

low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.

Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.

by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015

turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd

Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom

by walterc August 5, 2023