A dance-like, thrashing, spastic type movement that begins with the body's lower extremities being pointed outward in a duck-like fashion while the upper body is squatted with elbows at awkward angles to the rest of the body. Movement patterns are unpredictible and sporadic but frequently conclude with somewhat of an artistic finesse including the pointing of a toe or an extra hop followed by a slightly elevated chin.
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by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018
Get the Mid flacid mug.An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
Get the Flailing Susan mug.Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".
If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy
by Ashketchum August 8, 2013
Get the Flaaffy mug.Side flailing is a flail within a flail. Which is very intense. You don't know what the fucks going on. A whole day could be a flail with many little flails in it. This usually happens after two plus days of being awake while high on crystal meth! The tweakers who experience this dream like state are known as jib tech warriors
Example of someone being in a side-flail You don't feel like yourself and as if you are watching yourself. You don't even know how you're moving your body parts. Robotic. Spaced out. This is considered flailing. Then you will suddenly decide to read your horoscope which turns into hours of learning and reading about astrology. Then you snap out of it and don't remember anything you had just read or where the hours went.
"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
"Side flailing is crazy.....I wonder if the things you think you did you actually did. Or maybe I did do them and it feels like I didn't. So I question whether these things were done. Maybe I was just dreaming? So many life mysteries. These wonders make my head hurt......:S"
by JTWP October 14, 2011
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