Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

Fluent Trickle

The Fluent Trickle is when a man, preferably in his 60s, starts having a seizure over his daughters breasts.

As the man is proceeding with the seizure the daughter will start to drink the saliva that is vigorously coming out of her fathers mouth. After that has happened the daughter will shave her pubic hair and will start to put each individual pube in her fathers bellend. Only to have the father ejaculate it in the daughters ass.

Me and my daddy were going to go shopping today, but instead he forced me to do the Fluent Trickle

by LE HENTAI November 17, 2016

Gym-fluencer

A person who honestly believes that their physique is so inspirational that a video posted to social media would add any benefit to someone's life, whatsoever.

Sargent: Brock, I regret to inform you that you have been dishonorably discharged for smashing your whiskey bottle over Sebastian's head after watching his musical rendition of Rent.
Brock: Sarge! No! What am I going to do now?? I only have minimal education and no transferrable skills.

Sargent: Well, Brock... Have you looked into becoming a Gym-fluencer?

by 69Gmoney420 January 20, 2021

Fligelstone

Someone, who despite being bullied at school, made a really good life for themselves.

You totally did a Fligelstone. You're the best!

by Fancypants9gag July 11, 2016

flugengugen

a fast food challenge that is the act of traveling to all area fast food restaurants to acquire one item from each place and then go to another location to eat all of the food at once. The goal is to finish all the food without dying, as of this date there have been no casualties reported, but injuries have occurred. It's very popular among college students.

"Hey dude, wanna go on a flugengugen?"

by cocofoshosho July 23, 2009

Flügenball

A team sport in which an undefined amount of people (usually over 4) stand in a circle and try to keep ball of crumpled recycling paper (a Flügenball) in the air for as long as possible, recording a point for every hit. A double-hit is when one person hits the ball twice consecutively. If a double-hit occurs, the points reset. It is often used as a drama warm up, or energizer.

We were playing Flügenball yesterday, and we freed the Squirrel. Win!

by A bird. January 18, 2010