five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

five hole

The gap or small space that you can see through between a slender females thighs directly under her vagina when she is standing with her feet together.

Did you see the five hole on here. Taken from the Hockey term five hole in where a puck travels between the goal tenders legs and goes into the net. the goal was scored threw the five hole.

by Hoover April 30, 2003

Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".

Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.

by Wandymon October 2, 2007

five hour discount

A term related to the five finger discount, except the item stolen is software. It takes five hours to download it via BitTorrent.

Guy1: Dude, I wish I could afford Photoshop.

Guy2: Nah bro, I got you covered, I got it burned to a DVD.

Guy1:How? You GOTTA give it to me!

Guy2: You know, the five hour discount.

by Tennekis March 30, 2008

Five hole

A synonym for the word "asshole" and usually used when speaking about anal sex. The origin comes from hockey. There are five holes that one can score a goal through. Two between the head and both arms and two between the arms and legs. The last one is between the legs. Although typically used by sports fans, the term "five hole" is spreading in popularity.

Dude, that chick takes it in the five hole.

by The Sandwich Maker September 9, 2010

five hole

An "accidental" slippage during sex where the dick comes out too far and goes into the ass.

Dude I totally five holed her last night! *high fives all around*

by sean/book May 2, 2006

Five Hole

To give a woman some good ol-fashioned anal jamming.

"I went Five-Hole on Liz last night."
"Kelly is the Five-Hole Queen"
"Whaaasaaap? FIVE-HOLE"

by Kal-El August 14, 2003