Fitchett

Fitchett The abilty to determine the difference between wanker, wench and douche.

"Oh non-wanker/wench, I can sense your a douche, its my Fitchett blood"

"I can tell that I'm a wanker, because I am a Fitchett"

"Beardface, your wifes a wench! If i wern't an amazing Fitchett you wouldn't have known that"

"No really wench...your such a douche"

by Joel Collett April 16, 2009

Fitched

To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.

The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.

by Sad truth January 3, 2017

Fitcher

(Fit-cher) - New Zealand slang
A knob of butter and a pinch of salt.

Could you cook the eggs in a fitcher?

by The Norwegian Spatula January 1, 2022

fichetta

persona che si lamenta sempre di tutto

franci disse: ufffff i capelli propio non mi stanno stasera
guidi disse: fichetta

by guidi April 10, 2003

fitchen

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

by daniel greene December 26, 2006

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Fitches

Describes a group of fuck boys and bitches.

F(uck boys)+ (B)itches

"Look over there, Fitches!"
"I don't wanna be a part of Fitches."

by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017