Someone who has a weight problem and is socially inept. One who tries to identify themself with materialistic items rather than figure out how to talk to people effectively.
Thing One: "Boy, that weird red head in our office really has a penchant for Juicy Couture, Lamb and Betsey Johnson. Maybe she should put the fork down instead!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
Thing Two: "Ya, she's such a fatard!"
by Far Behind May 1, 2008
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Jake :: Meh.
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Jake :: Meh, Meh
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.
Jake :: Meh, Meh
by mobinga June 14, 2011
Get the Rucking Fetard mug.by K Wheezle May 25, 2004
Get the Ftard mug.n: one who is or has become so obese that his physical movements are drastically impaired (as if he were retarded).
by vinniemese August 16, 2008
Get the fatard mug.Short for fucking retarded. Meaning very very stupid. Can add even more emphasis by saying fucking fatarded.
by Ryan December 22, 2002
Get the fatarded mug.Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.
"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
by SophieColine August 4, 2009
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Fizards dude. CrAzYyY.
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