A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .
by blastinU November 2, 2014
Get the fist bumpingmug. I was fist-bumping Sally so she got the message.
by Etchabetch November 6, 2015
Get the Fist-Bumpingmug. When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'
Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
by The WizzaRrd September 2, 2011
Get the Fist Bumpmug. by Shamelesst December 9, 2017
Get the Ukraine fist bumpmug. The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021
Get the Aztec Fist Bumpmug. We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!
by DaddyScrapes27 May 31, 2018
Get the ukrainian fist bumpmug. noun Barack Obama's fist bump with wife Michelle during
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.
by rich rick March 14, 2011
Get the terrorist fist bumpmug.