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Fist Bump 

"Fist Bump" is when you go to get a cupcake but 2 racist men catch you.

fist bump - good sesh 

one of the best lines ever quoted.
term coined by the legendary Travis Deppeler.
Travis: "what up, fist bump - good sesh"

Fist Bump Flash 

A normal fist bump, but right after you act as if your fingers are sparkles streaming down.

Usually called so as not to sound girly by saying "Sparkle Fist Bump"
SurferDude1: That was a wicked move, maaaan!

SurferDude2: Iknow riiiigghh?

*fist bump flash*

Ukraine fist bump 

A shot of vodka and a bump of cocaine
Let's have a Ukraine fist bump boys
Ukraine fist bump by Shamelesst December 9, 2017

Aztec Fist Bump 

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”

“I’ll order mexican food tonight”

“You naughty person”

(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)

ukrainian fist bump 

A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine
We can't compete with svetlana during happy hour at the Inn when she's offering Ukrainian Fist Bumps for $5 bucks down at Mickeys!