Fisherman's Mouth

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.

Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."

by ThePunkRockJester October 17, 2008

fisherman's tuck

A way of concealing an erection by pulling the penis up and tucking it into the waistband of the trousers, then letting the shirt hang over the top to conceal the tip of the penis poking out above the trousers.

That guy over there just used the old fisherman's tuck to hide himself.

by Maelin August 8, 2003

fisherman's grip

To finger a member of the female species.

I hooked up with that girl I met, gave her a fisherman's grip.

by Raniator August 28, 2007

Fisherman’s basket

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

Fisherman’s Codsack

A dude’s hot, sweaty ball sack aka codsack that has become drawn in nice and taut and has a bit of a salty twang.

Had a bit of a fisherman’s codsack after that workout. But Rachel was licking them taut balls like a cow on a salt lick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

fisherman’s half

When you’ve still got half a pint left but your mate offers you a drink and you don’t want to miss out, so you get a half pint with which to top up the glass. A common scenario since the decline of the fishing industry, so fishermen sit at a ‘spoons nursing a pint instead of fishing.

Ray: Want a pint mate?
Hank: Still got half, I’ll take a fisherman’s half

by gsb October 24, 2019