fishing a dead pond

When all options are exhausted.

I've given them every idea imaginable but I think I'm fishing a dead pond.

by Jamfetto August 10, 2007

tissue fishing

when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)

Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes

by phan4life May 17, 2010

Dynamite Fishing

When you text all the chicks that ghosted you hoping one is thirsty enough to respond

At the Bar,

Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing:

by GhostofPayton October 14, 2019

Arkansas Fishing rod

The act of sticking a finger (usually a pinkie) up a mans dickhole

Did Jenny real give Jim an Arkansas Fishing rod. Yeah heard he couldn't pee for 3 days.

by Dspice October 20, 2016

tinder fishing

The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.

Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.

Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.

He/She hit a rare grand slam while tinder fishing and reeled in 3 dates in 24h.

by tacogirl.com April 1, 2017

Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.

Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"

by ATwad February 7, 2010

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009