A member of the closed Facebook group "American Mensa Firehouse". Thanks to its policy of no moderation, the discussions tend to be lively and as mentioned in the group's description, sometimes "make you wish you could bleach your brain".
by Mister Andre April 13, 2017
When a redhead is giving you head, and your about to cum, you take your dick out of her mouth, cover part of your hole and spray your cum on her hair. Also could be done during intercourse.
Man, me and Julie were having sex last night, and it wasn't anything spiecial, so i pulled out and did the Firehose.
by Patskii August 05, 2007
Dude 1: So I had the sex with that gal last night.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
Dude 2: Did you pee in her butt?
Dude 1: Yeah, I gave her the firehose.
by TBM1 April 10, 2009
The feeling when you know you will have a liquid shit. As you sit down on the toilet it is already starting to come out and the longer it goes the better you feel, spraying out with such force you could put out a fire.
by Ryebird April 02, 2015
when a guy pees in a hurry and forces the urine out faster than the normal pace it would flow at. usually in an attempt to quicken a trip to the bathroom or because of an unbelievable and urgent need to piss.
Dude, I had to walk home from school in the rain. As soon as I got through the bathroom door, I was firehosing like a motherfucker.
by vikeaio January 11, 2011
The man annals the woman and after a period of time spits on her back. The woman, thinking that he has ejaculated his manly fluids turns to face the man. The man then ejaculates his manly fluids for REAL and sprays all over her pretty face. She is now either turned on or extremely pissed off.
by Sir Wank Alot September 15, 2009
After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.
by Sum_Bum June 14, 2007