Firebagged

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.

1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."

by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

Alaskan firefighter

The act of lighting a female's bush on fire and extinguishing the flames with your cum.

Timmy gave his girl the Alaskan firefighter last night.

by Timmy at RAS May 2, 2014

The Amazon Firefighter

This can be accomplished while you are having some great sex with a girl. When you start reaching your climax, grab a zippo and light her pussyhair on fire, then pull out your dick and extinguish it with your load.

Simon: Dude, did you have sex with Hannah yesterday, after the party?
John: Yeah, i lid her pussy on fire and pulled off The Amazon Firefighter.
Simon: Fuckin' sweet dude.
Arthur: A guy did that to me once. I ended up with 3rd degree burns in my ass.
John: What the fuck Arthur!?
Simon: Let's get the fuck outta here.

by Fapmaster November 28, 2012

Vietnamese Firefighter

When she lights her pubes on fire and he attempts to either pat out the fire or fan it out in a wicked helicopter display.

"Hey bro, are you gonna try the Vietnamese Firefighter tonight?"
"Yeah man, I've been working on my helicopter skills for weeks, just hopin I don't get my dick burnt."

by T.P.S April 4, 2017

firefart

Verb. The act of holding a match to your buttocks when you have to pass gas. May cause severe rectal burns if not practiced properly.

Tony's firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result.

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008

Louisiana Firefighter

Lighting a womens pubic hair on fire than putting it out with your cum.

I found my lighter than gave her a louisiana firefighter

by balls deep December 16, 2012

Turkish firefight

verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.

my friend Will and I just pulled a Turkish firefight on that bitch Larissa

by theXW0lf September 6, 2009