Confused firemen

def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.

Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.

Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.

by cinnamoncaramel May 14, 2011

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firebert

Not a good commando name..

Firebert recon at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy January 6, 2004

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A burning sensation felt in the stomach after drinking alot of strong or shitty alcohol. Can range from mild to overwhelmingly severe.

This condition is formally is called gastritis. Gastritis is an inflammation of the stomach.
The only thing you can do about gastritis is:
1) Vomit
2) Wait it out until your stomach next empties out which will be at around 20 minutes.

I'm also told that drinking more alcohol helps but thats probably bullshit.

Aww fuck, I shouldnt of drank that vodka and Mad Dog. Now I got firebelly. I better go lay down.

by Arm April 30, 2006

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firebear

A firebear (ursa pyras) is a ferocious species of bear which has a unique ability to breathe real fucking fire from its mouth and face. It kills everything it sees even babes with sweet tits.

That firebear just breathed real fucking fire all over the place.

by africo/blanco October 20, 2006

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