Fircle

The fircle is a square-like shape, but with rounded edges. It can also be described as a circle with sides. A fircle is very similar, but not the same as, a squircle.

The formula for calculating the perimeter of a fircle whose four sides have length 'L' is
P = 4L - (8-2π)r

The formula for area would be
A = LW - (4-π)r2

Ross is very talented at drawing fircles.

by NugsNotDrugs March 20, 2015

firkle

Firkle - To root about searching for something:

Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.

by roeculler November 13, 2013

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

fiddlepop

To fiddlepop is to smash a string instrument over someones head.

"Yo Imma fiddlepop the shit out of fred"

by liamcool February 3, 2017

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

by Snacks N Kits September 5, 2011

cotton fiddler

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Drunk as a fiddler's bitch

A Victorian English description. Fiddlers were usually paid with food and drink at social events, as were their wives or mistresses. Since the women didn't have to work by playing music, they tended to drink heavily. By the end of the event, they'd be far drunker than anybody who had to pay, or the fiddler himself.

Man, if I hadn't been drunk as a fiddler's bitch, I never would have taken that grenade for you at the club.

by SteelBeach71 April 27, 2014