finer than frog hair

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).

1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"

by the big tiger January 18, 2011

fitnerd

a fitness nerd; a person who loves working out and gets all technical about technique, form, supplements, protein shakes. The best wieghtlifting moves and generally just talks in a language only other fitnerds can understand.

"Man, look at that fitnerd over there, going off about supercompensation and that meathead has no idea what he is saying. He just keeps nodding and flexing."

by SchwObama February 5, 2010

Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.

Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.

by Noah beast September 3, 2007

foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

fione

the black way of saying fine.

"dayyyyyumm gurll youz iz fione"

by tara ashton northcutt June 12, 2006

finnerty

an ancient heraldic name from the county Roscommon in central Ireland, dating from the 3100 BC, named by king Foinne Natca, meaning White Snow in Gaelic. from his name comes Finnerty, Finney, Finnely and other such deritives. so, the name Finnerty is as old as the pyramids. stupid name, eh?

the Finnerty's emigrated in 1848 in Boston.

by wode August 1, 2007

finer than frog hair

When you feel so fine you just can't stand it. Frog hair doesn't exist, so, it must be pretty fine!

Rob:Susan how are you today?
Susan: Well Rob Id say Im finer than frog hair!

Rob: Whats what on a frog?

Susan: You ever seen hair on a frog?
Rob: Welp nope can't say I have...
Susan: Must be pretty FINE THEN!

All: Hahahahaaa.. ha.

by Wank Eubanks November 27, 2012