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Finite

The unwanted lovechild of Statistics and Linear Algebra that almost every student at Indiana University is required to endure before graduation. This class seperates the boys from the men and the girls from the women.

You will, like most people, probably go into this class as a stupid first semester freshman (even though your advisor told you to take M-018 or "pre-finite") and immediately find yourself immensed in tears, suicidal thoughts, stress, and mass amounts of online homework.

The tests are made impossible on purpose, aiming to get as many people to drop the class as possible. Every day, the 400-person lectures get smaller because more innocent souls are banished and more helpless individuals are inspired to drop out of IU and live on the streets because they know they have no chance at a successful life without passing Finite.
Shane: Hey Alec, wanna go pregame for Little 500 at Smallwood?

Alec: I would man, but I have 4 Finite WebWork assignments, 20 Finite pages to read, 150 practice Finite problems to do, a practice Finite exam, 2 Finite...

Shane: (walks away)
by Hoosierlady November 27, 2010
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Finster Baby

A teeny little innocent sounding fart with a large odiferous impact. Derived from the Baby Face Finster chararcter in Bugs Bunny cartoons, a ruthless criminal disquise as a cute little baby.
"Dude, that beef was a finster baby!"
by Rottenjeff October 19, 2009
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Finite deiyghtue

A limited amount of postulatism mixed with core relativism.
MuckatheVucka : "Hey I am better than you for sure at the game League of Legends."

Yolo Swag McJag: "Not for certain. Finite deiyghtue."
by Person Human Guy April 9, 2013
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finsterwallies

A state of severe shivering when one has encountered their worst fear.
The boy who was terrified of snakes got the finsterwallies when he saw the cobra.
by Ian Churchill January 24, 2008
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Camp Finter

A place that middle-high school students (largely males) go to get high. It was burned down by the Keating Klan during the winter of 2006. The creators of Camp Finter are currently trying to rebuild it.
"Yo, let's get down to Camp Finter to blaze a doobie!"
by SUMMER TRIANGLE May 11, 2007
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Fintel

1. the act of destroying someone in something.

2. the act of going to smoke weed.
1. I fintelled my friend Bruno in a game of Madden. OR I fintelled you guys in basketball.

2. Hey man, wanna go fintel???
by Derf Slice August 20, 2010
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Chuckie Finster

Named after the character in the popular 90's children's cartoon Rugrats, a Chuckie Finster is a coward. Someone who is too afraid to do anything.
You're afraid to ask that girl out? Man you're acting like a real Chuckie Finster.
by 69guy420xxxstraightedge March 23, 2011
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