Fanny dog

A small dog trained by a woman(Often with Marmite) to perform oral services.

She's not had a bloke for ages; she'll be getting a fanny dog soon, no doubt.

by Shagnasty1947 November 12, 2012

finna dip

When a person is about to leave

Hey brah, dis party sucks! Yo, I'm finna dip!

by Shwadarr September 30, 2009

not funny didn't laugh

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.

Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

by Nocturnal_Emissions June 2, 2019

Finn depression

That feeling you get when you see or watch anything with Finn Wolfhard in it and realize how much you want to hold and cuddle his SmOl cute self but then you also realize that you might never get to meet that cute ass frog face of his and he might never know who you are or even Of your existence.*sad*

“I just looked at a Finn Wolfhard edit and now I have finn depression oh how much I need him in my life * sheds a tear *”

by Finnhoneyiloveyou August 12, 2018

funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

by dj shitdog October 24, 2007

alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)

Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day

by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021

fanny duster

Applied when a gentleman's moustache—due to its thin, bristly, broom-like aesthetic—is used as a sexual device.

"I've never felt a sensation more exhilarating than the soft, bristly touch of a man's fanny duster."

by King Moustache November 3, 2011