finger the shit out of my pussy

an act of violently inserting the finger(s) into a womans vagina to pleasure. Often requested by those of a promiscuous nature.

Slut 1: (Corners boy) I want you to finger the shit out of my pussy...NOW!!

by holyfingerfuck April 21, 2011

fingershitting

The art of typing absolute bullshit in a forum or web discusion group. Where you cannot speak bullshit, but have to type it instead.

JD my land rover made it all the way around Baldhu without being towed out

SF mate I think you're fingershitting there

by captain chaos83 June 12, 2008

Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.

Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!

by greenanon December 22, 2008