When Mom finds the poop sock

A devastating event in which your mother finds the sock that you use when you are out of toilet paper and you have to take a SHIT. The poop sock is a sock that you shit in when you dont have toilet paper

When mom finds the poop sock is exactly what it sounds like

John - Dude, my life is fucking over

Connor - Let me guess, your mom found the poop sock when you ran out of toilet paper again?

by skywar1514 January 22, 2020

!findseed

a joke started with a twitch command that would tell you the amount of eyes in an end portal in a random seed.

now it has become a cult.

!findseed

You -> Your seed is a 2 eye.

by Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh November 23, 2020

findom

A combination of 2 words: financial domination. Financial domination is a very real fetish involving a submissive being "forced" to give money to the Dominant. Terms like money slave, paypig, moneypig, walletslave, wallet rape are all part of the play involved in this type of Domination and submission.

Some men are very turned on by and seek out findom Mistresses and are aroused by the act of submitting so completely to a Dominant Female.

by GcupBitch July 14, 2010

Catfish Findom

Catfish Findom means that people just like @catfishfloridaa on "Twitter" use content to take stupid men's money online.

I found a catfish Findom profile on Twitter and she made me simp and took all my money

by Bella Vita December 4, 2022

I hope this email finds you well

An example of the perils of virtual working during COVID. When you're on your death bed and your employer emails you to see if you've met your deadline yet

"I hope this email finds you well. I know you're busy dying and all, but did you have a chance to finish that presentation?"

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021

virtual findom

Virtual findom: Findoms that work in the virtual world such as Second Life. Usually, she makes tons of money off losers in a virtual world.

Madame Peach is a virtual findom. She makes 5000 dollars a month off middle age losers and college students.

by DonaDiabla June 3, 2014

Findochty

A small, quaint fishing village on the North-East coast of Scotland. Situated a few miles East of Buckie, Findochty was once a bustling fishing village, housing over 50 boats in its harbour in the late 19th Century. The industry then moved to the larger harbour of Buckie and now the harbour houses a number of small pleasure craft. It is much photographed for its multicoloured fishing houses backing on to the small and picturesque harbour. Findochty is a particularly insular village and it is often joked that you need a passport to get in.

"Are you from Findochty?"
"No"
"Are you sure... ?"
"No, I'm from Finechty..."
"Ah"
"Aye"

by McNab August 4, 2007