financial asshole

Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.

A common abbreviation is "FA"

"I want to go to a bar, but not on Bay Street, there will be too many financial assholes there."

by ndidds November 8, 2006

financial terrorist

phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist
noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:

The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

financial magician

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

Financially Attractive

To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance

Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.

by Coco Paris January 7, 2007

Financial Support

I'm once again asking you for that

I'm once again asking for your financial support

by Catinus Z February 8, 2020

financially embarrassed

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.

Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

by michelze April 2, 2010

financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.

Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)

by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008