filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

Felony Boner

Sexual arousal that occurs when commiting a felony-level act or imagining doing so. Often sexual in nature but is not limited to sexual deviancy. Other examples include: armed robbery, large-scale vandalism, grand conspiracy and multiple situations including both drugs and alcohol.

Dude.... selling shit to minors in a school zone makes my shit hard, Felony Boner bruh!

by Dill-dozer August 27, 2017

Diarrhea Felony

A diarrhea felony is when you have diarrhea into an empty ice cube tray, freeze it, and throw the resulting diarrhea cubes at people on the street.

Man, David got busted for three years after committing that diarrhea felony on Tuesday.

by grigori rasputin January 4, 2019

Filomena

Usually dark hair from italian decent. A Very beautiful girl, with a warm and loving heart, an amazing personality and you will be lucky to encounter a Filomena in your lifetime. Most Filomena's have pretty brown eyes that you can get lost in. With a smile as warm as the august sun. But be careful, to much aggressiveness on your part may push one away. A Filomena is usually shy and hides her emotions. She makes a great lover and an awesome friend. And if you are lucky enough to have a Filomena in your life then you best treat her with some respect and treat her like a the lady she is! Usually a Hard working girl; with sexy lips that you want to kiss! But dont want to scare a Filomena away! because coming across a Filomena is a rare yet beautiful thing. A Filomena is always a good time; and down for an adventure whenever there is an opportunity for one!

Don't play no games with a Filomena, they know what they want and don't take no shit from you fellas. A strong independent women. NOW next time a Filomena walks in your life, treat her with some respect and be thankful.

Dude 1 : hey man your new girl seems pretty cool ?
Dude 2: Yeah, but she's not a Filomena ..

girl 1: omg look how tanned that girl is....?
girl 2: well duhhh she IS a Filomena.. what u expect?

by dudebud September 1, 2011

Fibonacci Dequence

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.

Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.

by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Fibonacci Cumshot

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.

Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

by colinmochrie March 16, 2014

fibonacci february

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times

person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"

by constantnut123 November 3, 2018