Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

filimoan

half filipino/half samoan

descendant of a filipino mother and a samoan father or a samoan mother and a filipino father, which equals to filimoan.
pronounced fili like in filipino and moan like in samoan

by local boy December 24, 2006

filemonkey

one who is prone to sift through many terrabytes of information,a 'user' who can easily exploit your PC without your knowledge

I have read so many files I should call myself a filemonkey,Someone 1337 has been exploiting my OS like they were a filemonkey

by MasterSofTrancE February 12, 2006

fillimon thang

A Asian Burmese guy who has a small cock but pulls hella girls. But watch out he might get in bed with your mom

I will Fillimon thang your mom tonight.

by Yourmomjeff November 22, 2021

Filimonov

A Filimonov is a person who is very good at a certain game, sport or subject in school. See pwner or owner.

Person 1: Did you see that guy play yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a Filimonov!

by Sjeddo January 13, 2009

Filmon

Filmon is usually an epic Gamer who plays r6 all day without pausing.
He usually is straight but has a Gay side, which people will notice.
Filmon loves Kanye West and can be very insulting.

Person A: Hey Filmon, what's up?
Filmon: Shut up cracker, did you see KANYES new album tho?

by Cracker1290 March 14, 2019

Filemon

The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.

Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.

by xyasssa May 3, 2022