fiona apple

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022

fibonacci february

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times

person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"

by constantnut123 November 3, 2018

fiona apple

Singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her poetic lyrics, uncommon wordings, very long album names, and low alto voice. Born Fiona Apple Maggart to Diane McAfee and Brian Maggart of New York in 1977, she is vegetarian, and her albums include 1996's Tidal (featuring Shadowboxer, Sleep to Dream and Criminal), 1999's When the Pawn... (full title When the pawn hits the conflict he thinks like a king/What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight/And he'll win the whole thing fore he enters the ring/There's no body to batter when your mind is your might/So when you go solo, you hold your own hand/And remember that depth is the greatest of heights/And if you know where you stand then you know where to land/And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right. Featuring Paper Bag, Fast As You Can, and Limp) and Extraordinary Machine, which is at this time unreleased because the Epic cheeses "can't find a marketable single." Despite this a DJ in seattle has gotten hold of a copy of the album and intends to play it in its entirety over a period of weeks, thereby also leaking it onto the internet. Suspiciously, no charges have been pressed.

Fiona Apple's When the Pawn continues to be one of my favorite albums of all time.

by somebody March 6, 2005

fionán

A really funny person that is tall,handsome and really cool.Fionán is also very good at sports and fast as fucc boi.Overall Fionán is a really fun time

Fionán is tall

by Fionanor October 8, 2018

Fiona

A supernova; bright, unexplored, surrounded by astonishing mystery and depth. Makes Fiona superb on earth, as it is in space. Goddess of life itself, kind to species of all sorts. Transfer tears of sorrow into joy, witnessing the good even in the shallow darkness of bad. Makes bad to good, good to great and so on. Fiona is, objectively speaking, the greatest, most enlightning, though understandable creature on earth. Meaning, Fiona is mankinds guide to success, directing the extensive meaning of life itself.

”Im having a rough day, I hope I’ll fiona it better”

by Xtrafiona August 31, 2020

fiona

a “fiona” super caring and fun!! she will always bring a smile to your face whenever you are feeling down. although she has problems of her own,, she will not fail to tell you how special and loved by everyone you are !!

fionas are the bestest friends you will find so TREAT THEM RIGHT

and!! fionas are beautiful asf :)

“omg fiona is so hottt”

by zen bestieee June 8, 2021

Fionna

Very pretty girl who everyone loves. Not affiliated with shrek as there is another n in the middle so it’s spelt with two ns so shut up nadia and stop reading the same horrible definition

I love you as much as fionna

by Fionnameannadia June 2, 2018