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the university of findlay

A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.
I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!
by Jakob L April 10, 2008
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fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 29, 2013
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Fiddley Nu

Short for 'Fiddling in the Nude'. A group activity where all participants get naked and proceed to fiddle with themselves and others around them in a sexual manner.

There is no limitation to the amount of people who can fiddley nu at any one time. Fiddley nu can even be conducted alone if necessary.
Simon: "Wanna get naked?"
Jono: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Simon: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Conor: "Wait for me! I want in on the fiddley nu too!"
by UrbanCondor March 4, 2009
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Fiddlydiddly

English idiom and phrase used to describe the act of "playing guitar" and usually with somewhat high profeiency.

Comprised of two individual roots, both "Fiddly" which means small and meticulas task, and "diddly" meaning you got it for cheap or, it's a task to waste the time of the user.

Also Fiddlydiddly.com has been chosen as the website name for one: "Fiddlydiddly hand crafted instruments and cabinets" in Florida USA.

Ned Flanders (The Simpsons) also used similar terms to the alliteration fiddlydiddly, usually while spyong through a window.
Example- "dude I'm going home to rip a bong and shred some Fiddlydiddly"

Example- "woah bro! That girl plays a mean Fiddlydiddly!"
by 8StringAshley November 7, 2018
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Findlay

Findlay is a orange poo
by Jaiskoshdps April 20, 2020
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The University of Findlay

The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks”

Guy 2: “Run bro”
by Richard Phalanges May 30, 2018
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Findlay slip n'slide

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
by Dadismydad January 28, 2008
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