fetard

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies

When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!

by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006

Fetard

Short for "fucking retard".

I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.

by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008

FEtard

Any person who plays the Fire Emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as "FE." FEtards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any SRPG without the trademark "Fire Emblem" is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.

"I call FE5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so I can call Elite mode "easy" because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps." - Random FEtard ramblings.

by Strawberry Nessiah September 8, 2008

fetard

An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.

1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"

by space_ranger March 6, 2018

Fetarded

Someone who is fucking retarded. Simply calling them a tard or a moron is not sufficient.

You thought you could smuggle drugs across the border in your shoe? You're fetarded.

by EDLP February 26, 2009

Fetarded

a person as dumb as a fetus.

bro 1 : "man that guy is so stupid!"
bro 2 : "yeah bro he's totally fetarded!"

*gay sex*

by Harpic May 1, 2021