Felchman

Felchman

Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.

Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.

by JCNJ9 February 19, 2010

FletchMaxx

the process of jizzing in a mans buttox and then slurping it up for human consumption. this increases testoserate and makes you a redpill master

can we fletchmaxx together

i want to fletchmaxx with my grandpa

by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Feltchmas

The feltching of a sexual partner or friend, following digestion of a succulent festive holiday meal.

“Enjoy your Feltchmas” “Happy Feltchmas!” “Joanna’s Feltchmas this year was simply divine!”

by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024

Fletchman

The incredibly hot ship between the 2 main characters in whiplash, Andrew Neiman and Terence Fletcher. Alot of people hate it cuz they think its messed up but they are just haters and hate everything fun

Me: wow i love gooning to fletchman yaoi oh my gosh i cant stop!!!!
Hater: sybau thats messed up
Me: haters gonna hate

by Ilovefletchmanyaoi May 21, 2025