1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
by Selevan May 3, 2013
Get the Felching the clown mug.The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
by FupaGunt August 7, 2011
Get the Felching For Duckbutter mug.Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.
I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.
We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.
That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.
We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.
That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.
by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012
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by My Fault May 3, 2011
Get the Fitching mug.In an MMA fight its when you drag another fighter to the ground and hold them there during a fight. If they manage to stand up or the round ends, you repeat as soon as possible. The less damage the better. Technique created by UFC© fighter, Jon Fitch.
He's a wrestler he's going to spend all three rounds fitching him to get the decision.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
What a boring fight, he only lost because he got fitched.
by MMath January 6, 2012
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by Lauren16 August 21, 2006
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