A man who is cheesy
A man who is great
A man who has stolen my heart
Almost a moment too late.
A man who is sweet
A man who is kind
A man who makes me
Always wanna blow his mind.
A man who is gentle
A man who is sincere
A man who has the hottest
Amazingly squeezable rear.
A man who isnt afraid
To shout to the world
"She is the one I want.
I am so in love with this girl."
Feta is only one man
And a perfect one no doubt
And cheesy is what he is
He is what love is all about.
A man who is great
A man who has stolen my heart
Almost a moment too late.
A man who is sweet
A man who is kind
A man who makes me
Always wanna blow his mind.
A man who is gentle
A man who is sincere
A man who has the hottest
Amazingly squeezable rear.
A man who isnt afraid
To shout to the world
"She is the one I want.
I am so in love with this girl."
Feta is only one man
And a perfect one no doubt
And cheesy is what he is
He is what love is all about.
Christopher, you are my Feta.
by PixelGoddess September 29, 2010
Get the fetamug. A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.
Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.
by GaryArnold August 8, 2009
Get the Feta Clungemug. To dig with one's tongue in the orifice (i.e. nostril, ear canal, anus, pee hole, etc.) of a Greek person in search of Feta cheese.
Constantinopilus: What the f*** is your tongue doing in my asshole?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
Natalie: Obviously I'm Feta fishing, but all I've found in here is Swiss and Brie. Are you sure you're Greek?
by Hesaid123 September 8, 2011
Get the Feta Fishingmug. by pimp daddy pat jr December 9, 2011
Get the Feta Friendsmug. The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.
Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.
by FettySkid December 19, 2015
Get the Feta skidmarkmug. When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.
by iDenzilla September 11, 2020
Get the Feta Fizzlermug. Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath
Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"
Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath
Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath
by Dannytheman August 12, 2015
Get the devil's fetamug.