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shit festival 

When something is so horrible, so fucking bad quality, such a piece of shit that it's appealing as going to a festival to view and discuss various fecal matters that parted ways with different animal anus holes.

See also: Waste of time, shitload of fuck, dogshit, toilet odor.
shit festival by stab licker March 29, 2007

Sweetlife Festival 

A music festival in Columbia, Maryland that celebrates good music and good food! Started by Sweetgreen, this is a new festival that draws large crowds of music and food lovers! Some past notable performers have been Phoenix, Passion Pit, Fun., Kid Cudi, The Strokes, and Lupe Fiasco. A very fun scene and a great overall experience.

This festival draws many DC area teens and young adults, the average age of the crowd at the 2013 fest was estimated at 19 years old. At this event, security is loose and people/workers are chill. People turn a blind eye to underage drinking and pot smoking, unless someone was being extremely obnoxious, because everyone is there in the end due to their love of music.

Advice: Do not be the couple that walks out of the porter-potty together. You WILL be heckled, teased, and laughed at as you make your walk of shame.
DC teen 1- Hey, you going to that Sweetlife Festival?
DC teen 2- Of course!! Who isn't? I love the headliners this year! A full day of music!
DC teen 1- Cool.... who's bringing the weed??

Sun God Festival 

-The annual festival held at the University of California, San Diego since 1983. It has grown to become a full day festival with musical acts through the day (performing on what's now known as the Main Stage), student, dance, and comedy performances (performing on what is now the "Midway"), as well as an on field dance party (known as the Dance Tent). Major artists from 2010: Drake, Relient K, Thrice, Parson Red Heads, Michelle Branch, B.o.B, and the Z-trip.

This is a day that is known for it's alcoholic presence, although there is technically no alcohol offered at the festival. UCSD comes together to celebrate school spirit, as well take a break from the school year.

...and yes our festival fucking OWNS UCSB's lame ass Extravaganza.

sungodfestival.ucsd.edu
Person 1: Hey, how was your Sun God Festival?

Person 2: FUCKING AWESOME. B.o.B was the shit, but I saw this one girl drop face first into the floor as she was walking into the towards the Dance tent. These people were running towards her to see if she was okay/ passed out, but someone spilled water on her and she just got up to walk back in and party!!
Person 2: SUN GOD IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!

Slag festival 

A festival of slags. Quite simple really. All you've got to do is find yourself a shitload of crackwhores, cheap hookers and anybody with anal lung cancer and you've got yourselves a slag festival.
Your mom belongs in a slag festival. Entrepreneur
Slag festival by Sir Bradlor XIII January 16, 2006

Sun God Festival 

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which some of the student body consumes large amounts of alcohol
What time you start drinking at for Sun God?
Sun God Festival by Robert January 21, 2004

The Shit Festival 

An undesirable state of being, for either a person or a group. A place of anger, shame, humiliation and fear. A term used to describe individuals mood, attitude and metaphysical location.
Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...

Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
The Shit Festival by G. Sant October 19, 2010