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fert

When someone does something frard you say "Fert"

Frard
"Oh man i shit myself"
"FERT! You're frard Michael Mcevoy."
by Zakson 3 November 3, 2004
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FERT

It's an acronym for Female-Exclusionary Reactionary Transperson. FERTs are overly sensitive, narcissistic, attention-deprived, sexist people who live in an alternate reality. They'll get angry at anyone who doesn't play into their delusions and will engage into activities like bullying, coercion and harassment, while calling 'transphobia' everything they don't like.

Male FERTs frequently claim that they are the real women, while vandalizing women's facilities, telling feminists to go kill themselves, demanding women change their language and their self-defence strategies. They believe that other people must validate their supposed identity, and that it has to be done by erasing and silencing women.
Woman: Only women give birth.
FERT: Go kill yourself nazi bitch! You worthless piece of shit! F*cking TERF! I've never seen a more hateful person than you!
by SoWokeYouAsleep November 10, 2019
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fert

Used as a replacement for any word.
It is for the person that says it to decide its meaning.
Check out my fert! (CHeck out my ass, boobs, shirt, pants etc etc etc)
Dont fert! (Dont sweat it)
Look at your fert (look at ur face etc etc)

FERT (any thing that exclaims a surprise like cool wow awesome etc etc
by Guinness Fert January 10, 2008
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Nueph-fert

The sound one human makes to another human when trying to get his or her attention. Sounds very nasally and alien yet a distinct noise of the Homosapien, a noise that raises a genetic response in humans causing ears to perk and heads to turn in the direction of the Nuephfert call origin.
Similiar to a goat call but for people. Dialects have been found in regions with clicks and "thock" sounds of the tounge and lip.
"NNNNuuuuueeeeppphhh-FFFEERRTTT!!!" cried a human to the other unsuspecting human. His head turns and awknowledges the presence of the calling Homosapien. (shit you see on nature shows but with people.)
by bernunscurtymertun June 28, 2004
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Wet Juicy Fert

by nartsgort October 16, 2018
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ferts

Fertile. Iphone app says you are fertile. Reason for hotflashes. Moods. Pre-menstrual.
"Why am I so PMS-y? I'm not on my period."
"Oh girl, you're probably ferts"
by mochacoughy February 27, 2012
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Fert

A person who doesn’t look like a person
Oi james do you see that fert over there how the fuck does he class as human
by Genzar December 30, 2018
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