Fenis

What you get when you fall into the Ala Wai Canal (Disgusting,sweage waste canal running through waikiki, ohau).
Is a Forehead Penis.

Wtf.. did you see that guy? he must of fell in the alawai.. He has one FENIS.

by Carl-Dearest. August 21, 2007

Pat Fenis

A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.

Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*

by Ambrose J. Fenis May 28, 2009

Fenis

Is a mixture between tennis and football, which originated on the sandole in biddulph.

Jake: Do you want to play tennis?
Matt: Na I feel like a game of fenis
Jake: It would be rude not to really!

by Matt159 July 16, 2009

Poot Fenis

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

by Dulux March 15, 2010

Fenis

A fake penis (didlo, possibly)

I always keep my fenis in my backpack.

by wizardingworldpants June 22, 2025

Feni

Used to describe a shitty person, thing or situation.

1. He is a feni

2. I’m sick of your feni

3. This is a feni party

by Feni. February 2, 2018

Fenis

The flap of skin that covers human knuckles. Often pinched, chewed, or fiddled with as a form of self-soothing. Considered the finger’s counterpart to the “wenis” (elbow skin).

Like the wenis, the fenis can wrinkle, stretch, and be subject to absent-minded fiddling. Some neurodivergent folks even chew or bite their fenis as a calming ritual.

“Stop chewing your fenis in public, people are staring.”

“She pinched his fenis and he rolled his eyes.”

by Diggs47 August 28, 2025