Fenis

What you get when you fall into the Ala Wai Canal (Disgusting,sweage waste canal running through waikiki, ohau).
Is a Forehead Penis.

Wtf.. did you see that guy? he must of fell in the alawai.. He has one FENIS.

by Carl-Dearest. August 17, 2007

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Pat Fenis

A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.

Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?

Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?

Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.

Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
*hangs up*

by Ambrose J. Fenis May 28, 2009

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Fenis

Is a mixture between tennis and football, which originated on the sandole in biddulph.

Jake: Do you want to play tennis?
Matt: Na I feel like a game of fenis
Jake: It would be rude not to really!

by Matt159 July 16, 2009

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Poot Fenis

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

by Dulux March 11, 2010

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