Fench

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won't serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.
Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. "I've just witnessed a particularly amusing fench"
2. "I've just been fenched"
3. "You're worse than a bastard - you're a fencher!"
by ekul August 10, 2004
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fench

a mixture of fetch and hench together, to create a beautiful word. ;D
"LOOK AT THAT GUY"
"yeah ! hes well fench"
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fench

to put in one’s ass.
Mike is going to fench himself with a broomstick.
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Fench

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Fench

It can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.
A fench is someone who is old, and bloated. Otherwise known as the adorable little man from "Up!" Can be used positively, negatively, and neutrally!
Noun: You're such a fench, you just ate an entire pizza!
Adjective: Don't act so fenchy and let the handicapped person use the handicapped parking spot!
Verb: Go fench youself!
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Fench

The anal version of a queef. (A queef being a mid- or post-coitus passing of wind from the vagina, but which is scientifically and more affectionately known as a 'pussy fart').

A fench typically takes shape as the release of air after an ass-fucking, either immediately as the anus first 'exhales' after pulling out, leading to seepage or leakage running out, or later afterwards, as a wet stamp on one's undergarments. A fench can include fecal matter, semen, and a smattering of lube.

A true fench will always contain material.
"Does the burger comes with fench fries? --Sorry, french fries?"

"He fenched his way across the room ."

"My underwear were fenchy, so I put them in a ziplock bag and threw them away."
by On the fench October 24, 2022
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