feustache

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

Femstache

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

by Be_nik December 21, 2021

Frustache

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

by tajomaru February 28, 2010

Femstache

A female mustache- you know it's there and try to keep it waxed. On sunny days it can be witnessed in the suns light. On day's like this it is best to hang out in the shade.

Some ladies have the femstache and will not do anything about it, you often feel compelled to grab a pair of tweezers and pull.

She was fully aware of her femstache( kicking herself for not waxing the night before.) but the office douche had to point it out anyway.

by spacewalking44 October 22, 2013

Femstache

A mustache on a female.

Dude did you see that chick with a femstache!

by LowKeyE January 24, 2020

Fustache

A patch of hair grown on a lady in her private area just above the vagina (fu fu) in a moustache shape. Note you can get many variations such as a handle bar fustache or Hitler fuatache.

She has a fustache on her fanny she shaped herself.

by clmaj December 7, 2012

bemustached

Adj. Having a mustache that is particularly prominent or a defining facial feature.

This seemed very likely too, as classic and contemporary literature was practically falling off of the shelves in the rooms behind the bemustached man.

by Marinarinator November 4, 2014