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felix kranken

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
by soapies July 3, 2021
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Lee Felix

the member in stray kids with the deep ass voice who's incredibly in love with changbin; enough said
Chan: Has anyone seen Changbin?
Jisung: idk, ask Lee Felix
by changlix saves lives May 27, 2018
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“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!
“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023
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felony shoes

Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....
Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006
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Felix Kjellberg

He is an imposter of pewdiepie
He looks like pewdiepie
And has friends that look like pewdiepie
by Monecraftpp June 22, 2020
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Oi Felix

It is a lejindary sentance Chan said as he waited for his ramen, sadly felix yeeted away from him :(
Chan: "Oi Felix ! Come here bro !"
Felix: * walking towards Chan * "I got your ramen" *yeets away*
by yongboksegg April 14, 2021
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Oi Felix

Said in a seggsy Australian accent by a seggsy Australian man named Christopher Bang. Stan STRAY KIDS
Chan: Oi Felix, c'mere bro!
Felix: Here's your ramen!
by spoinky February 17, 2021
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