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mouth fedora

A vaporizer, or E-cig. Named so because socially they function identically to fedoras, ie. users think they look cool and rebellious, when in fact the opposite is true.

In at least two cases they are worse than fedoras, as the huge clouds are far more obnoxious and its hard to get a vapist to shut up about his rebuilt atomizer and sub-ohm bullshit.
1: Is the fog rolling in off the lake?

2: Nah, just some mouth fedoras on the corner.
by spenndiagram March 21, 2016
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fedora tipper

A self-righteous, pseudo-classy angstheist.
Holy shit! This imageboard is filled with fucking fedora tippers!
by TheTypoPoopcicle June 26, 2016
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the fedora fic

Where Patrick Stump shoves a fedora up Frank Gioia and Tyler Joseph's ass and shoves a fedora down Josh Dun's throat.
by MultiFandom39 August 15, 2017
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fedorable

transmittable through flea bites and ingestion of inhalation of bat guano.
The people of Florence fled to their hillside palazzos in the summer due to the fedorable spread of the plague.
by sheriff of nottingham February 25, 2008
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Fedorashrek.jpg

A reply given to overly-intellectual or contrarian ideas made in a comment section. Often associated with entitled, outspoken atheist types.
Typically said in comment sections lacking an image option, hence the .jpg in the phrase.
User 1: "Nobody can go to hell because god and hell don't exist."
User 2: "@User1 Fedorashrek.jpg"
by BIgBlackJuicyPenice69 November 18, 2019
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fedoratum

A fedoratum is someone who steals other people's code and doesnt even know anything about luaU.
If you are a fedoratum you dont realize that BrickColor is not a property.
That dude is being such a fedoratum!
by unrealgmod38 March 14, 2023
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Fedora Guy

Also called a "nice guy"

It is some malnourished (either super skinny or super fat) guy who thinks he's so cool and smart when in fact he just sounds like a smartass without being so smart because, you know, he just picks up random, deep words from a Latin dictionary or a game or somewhere else. He usually calls other people names like he's some god or something (also, often he does not believe in God and will always try to bash that "truth" in believers' face). He also tends not to ever think he is wrong.

His usual outfit is any dark clothes that allow him to absorb sunlight like a black hole, so you can expect the worst smells (of unhygienic neck beards and the like) to surround his presence. He also dons and tips the infamous "fedora" (actually a trilby), thinking he looks cool in such a manner.

Usually he is a basement dweller, like, he's some sort of a bottom feeder who feeds on Doritos while humping the hole on the bottom end of a dakimakura pillow (i.e. his waifuu). There are times he wants to impress real girls but always fails because of his plain ugliness inside out. He starts off as a "nice guy" (ergo, earning the alternative name for him) who tries to make the girl "beautiful". Then he proceeds to call her, whom has called them out for being such a creep, a big slut who only wants to date the douchebag (i.e. more attractive and probably more tolerable male).
in an SMS thread

Guy: Hey, beautiful. *bows and kisses your hand*

Girl: Uhm. Hi?

Guy: Hehe. I noticed your beauty that stood among the others at WalMart last night. I cannot help but listen to your little talk with the caramel-colored female so I can get your number.

Girl: Stop that. I have a boyfriend.

Guy: You sure you don't want to be treated like a woman? He will leave you, I won't. Also, nice pair of bosoms you have. Mind if I see them?

Girl: Nice try, fedora guy, but no

Guy: Hehe. *kisses your cheek*

Girl:

Girl:

Girl:

Guy: Hello?

Guy: Still there?

Guy: Lol I was trying to be nice and gentlemanly to you but you choose to fuck the dickhead in your bedroom. Lol. Bye
by somejudgmentalbish June 29, 2017
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