Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch

A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.

"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."

by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009

Backstrap Fee

In hunting, this is the act of taking a portion of meat from another person's kill and consuming it for one's self.

Person 1: Is that all the backstrap you got?
Person 2: Yeah, there was a high backstrap fee.

by Camo_King November 3, 2013

buttress fee coonei

A waiter with a large behind. His name is Coonei, and he gives a lot of fees.

Buttress fee coonei waltzed up to me and gave me the check for dinner.

by 'tavi November 17, 2003

Boom Fee

A amount of money that is paid after throwing up at a party/gathering.

Person_1: Did you see Karen last night?
Person_2: Yeah man, we're going to have a charge a fucking boom fee at the next jam.

by Ladies_Man135 May 16, 2010

feeblecorn

Extreme butt herpes when the blisters or legions start to take the appearance of moldy or expired corn.

I went on tinder last night just to find out that the girl I matched with from South Dakota had a moderate to severe case of feeblecorn on her asshole, so anal was then out of the question.

by SBGC Boys April 22, 2017

Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.

Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

feebagger

1. refers to an airline that charges a fee for checked bags, while decreasing the size of their overhead bins to force you into checking luggage.

A-Airlines is such a feebagger, they charged me a fee to check my bags, to use the bathroom, and even to look out the window.

by Fotofly November 30, 2010