Feck

a replacement for the actual word but more fun to say

kid 1: feck yoh mom
kid 2: feck cho dad
kid 1: feck your mom and dad
kid 2: feck your grandma
kid 1: oh no u feckin didnt
kid 2: feck yea i fecking did
kid 3: i feckin farted

by GKunismo July 7, 2008

Feck

Irish word used for "fuck"

Chav: Oi, what the fuck are yew lookin' at blud?

Irish guy: Ah, feck aurf!
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Guy: *Carrying hot drinks* Who want's cof-- *Walks into Irish bloke*

Irish guy: Oh fecking hell!

by Kumii September 22, 2009

Feck

A noun referring to a 'face-neck'; the face and neck area of a person without a chin, there face and neck have no definite boundaries and simply mould together into one beautiful 'feck'.

Callum: Hey man nice feck! How do you shave it so close?
Dom: Cheers! Well I tend just to use hair removal cream, does the job better.

by winefromthelilactree November 27, 2011

Feck

A word used when someone has a fat neck.

Jack has a feck.

by Spinies January 14, 2018

Feck

The word 'fuck' pronounced wrong out of rage of emotion; as seen in Almost Famous.

ANITA: Feck you! All of you!

ELAINE :Hey!

Anita runs down the hall to her room. Elaine turns to William, relating to him more as a fellow parent than a child.

ELAINE: well, there it is. Your sister using the "f" word.

WILLIAM: I think she said "feck."

ELAINE: What's the difference?

WILLIAM: Well. The letter "u"...

by emilymakesgraves April 18, 2005

Feck

A word that can be used to describe any situation or person who is grubby, annoying, wicked, or lame.

'You are such a feck Mary!'
'Oh my god, look at that feck old man'
'This is the feck-est car!'
'Go away you feck. You are such a loser.'

by madkhat July 18, 2005

Feck

A way of secretly swearing without your grandparents realising.

Its basically just Fuck but with an 'e' instead of a "u".

Oh feck, I just dropped my phone!

by TwitchyBill1994 December 15, 2010