February 9

It is national cap day, means everything someone says it is cap

Me: I'm gay
Friend: what
Me: bro it's February 9

by BigSchlonnnnnng February 9, 2021

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

February 9

It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

by pinktsinelas February 9, 2021

February 9

they’re short

why are people born on february 9 so short

by a tall person December 6, 2019

February 9

national step on tall people day

it's February 9 you know what to do

by Tallboi6969 February 8, 2022

February 9

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.

Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.

by hoebert October 15, 2019

February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021